What is today going to bring?

I have the carpets that need to be finished today, I am done with have to get stuff done. I've been cleaning thru almost everything and throwing so much stuff, I even found some wrinkle cream that I had bought like years ago. So when I opened it, it was so gross. The smell was worse but it was a off brand so I am guessing the age of it is what did it. I looked at the date of the product....it was for. Um. 1999...Yah ten years old. What was I thinking?